This isn't some stupid joke! Can you pull your head out of your ass and just listen for a second?!

I am Jean. Or are you so obsessed with yourself that you've forgotten what your best friend used to look like - if we even are still friends? I told you, this place is messed up. Time means almost nothing here...and reality can be played with like it's a toy. I don't know what the hell is going on here-- [he gestures between the two of them] --but that's the best explanation I've got, so you'll just have to take it.