04 [written/action]

[wipesfaith]

[Classic incognito message, with the picture blocked out and everything; he even makes an attempt to disguise his handwriting, which he forgets after the first three words.]

Say you want to ask a girl out. How do you go about doing that?

Girls like flowers, right?

[See, there's actually a lot of consideration that goes into this. For a guy with a faulty brain-to-mouth filter and a do-or-die attitude, the amount of waffling here is...strange, maybe. But everyone's a walking contradiction. He has some ideas, along with maybe ten different speeches that he's mentally mapped out over the past three years and never planned on actually using, but second- and third-guessing himself leads to this pandering for advice...thing. He's pretty sure it's lame, but... It couldn't hurt, right?

Okay, so maybe he's just procrastinating.]

[Action]

[Anonymous dweebiness aside, Jean goes about his day as usual. Training at the Battle Dome; going to school; taking care of his horse at the stables, and taking him out for a ride into the woods; and checking the General Store for some...supplies, art supplies. Don't ask, don't tell.]

Comments

[written, anonymous]

[wipesfaith]

The hell are you two even talking about?

[Written]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

[Oh, Jean. Ginia's been reading and trying not to laugh.]

They're talking about oral sex. Cunnilingus.

Re: [Written]

[complicatedliar]

Shh. You're spoiling the fun. He'll never learn anything if you just GIVE him the answers.

[Written]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

Sometimes getting an answer leads to research. But that was the only freebie they're getting from me, I'll let you two continue on.

[Written]

[revolutionarygirl]

I

[There's evidence that she dropped her quill at this point. It doesn't even occur to her to hide her identity because what in the world...

She may be naive as all hell, but she does know what "sex" is. Connecting the dots on what "oral sex" could be is easy enough.]

What the hell is wrong with you guys?! You can't just jump into something like that! That kind of advice is the worst! Do you want this person to get slapped?!

[She really wishes she hadn't read that.]

Why would you even put your mouth there, anyway? That's so weird!

[anonymous, Written]

[complicatedliar]

Oh you poor thing. If only someone loved you.

[written]

[revolutionarygirl]

And what exactly does love have to do with that?

[anonymous, Written]

[complicatedliar]

As much or as little as you like.

Personally, on the list of things I'd care to give to my enemies, a mind-blowing orgasm doesn't ever make an appearance.

[written]

[revolutionarygirl]

Does everything have to be about that?

[Written]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

[Hey, don't shoot the messenger! Or joke spoiler? Either or.]

I can't speak for the other two, but I'm certainly not endorsing sex on the first date (though no judgement at all if it happens). I'm only explaining the joke.

[There's a long pause and a few stray dots of ink before Ginia writes a bit more.]

When done properly, it can be quite pleasurable, but oral sex is a thing of preferences. Some enjoy receiving, others don't, some enjoy giving, others don't.

[anonymous, Written]

[complicatedliar]

Don't forget the bit where practice makes perfect.

[Written]

[revolutionarygirl]

I don't really want need to know this, thanks.

[Weird. All of it is just weird.]

[nothing]

[wipesfaith]

[Oh my god, why is this happening, for the love of--]

[Written, anonymous]

[wipesfaith]

[...Oh. Oh. Now he's red in the face because oh my god--]

I'm not doing that on a first date!

[Written]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

No one is expecting you to.

[Written, anonymous]

[wipesfaith]

Well good. Because it's not happening. [For like a hundred different reasons.]

[Written | Unhackable]

[whiskytraitorfirefight]

[All right, so maybe the teasing has gone too far. Ginia can be flppant about things and it is all pretty funny, but she cares about Jean too.]

Jean. Don't let them get to you.

[Written | Unhackable]

[wipesfaith]

[...Okay, he'll lift his hand to show his picture again - hesitantly, because he knows he's beet red. He has so many regrets right now.]

I had a feeling you knew it was me.

They're not getting to me, they're just idiots with too much time on their hands.

[Written, anonymous]

[complicatedliar]

Coward.

[Written, anonymous]

[wipesfaith]

No, I respect her and I'm not gonna do anything that makes her uncomfortable, jackass.

[Written, anonymous]

[complicatedliar]

If you don't respect her you ought not be doing it to begin with. [Well, that's a bit broad; he's had plenty of lovers he didn't respect, but that's a different matter.] And if it makes her uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong.

[Written, anonymous]

[voidseeing]

No one said it had to be on the first date. You asked about things girls like and people answered. It's up to you whether you want to use any of the suggestions.

[Written, anonymous]

[wipesfaith]

I wasn't looking for that kind of advice! Keep it to yourself, smartass.

[Written, anonymous]

[complicatedliar]

We're merely looking out for whatever lady has caught your attention.

[Written, anonymous]

[voidseeing]

How ungrateful. We're giving you more than you asked for, and this is how you respond?