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[Classic incognito message, with the picture blocked out and everything; he even makes an attempt to disguise his handwriting, which he forgets after the first three words.]

Say you want to ask a girl out. How do you go about doing that?

Girls like flowers, right?

[See, there's actually a lot of consideration that goes into this. For a guy with a faulty brain-to-mouth filter and a do-or-die attitude, the amount of waffling here is...strange, maybe. But everyone's a walking contradiction. He has some ideas, along with maybe ten different speeches that he's mentally mapped out over the past three years and never planned on actually using, but second- and third-guessing himself leads to this pandering for advice...thing. He's pretty sure it's lame, but... It couldn't hurt, right?

Okay, so maybe he's just procrastinating.]

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[Anonymous dweebiness aside, Jean goes about his day as usual. Training at the Battle Dome; going to school; taking care of his horse at the stables, and taking him out for a ride into the woods; and checking the General Store for some...supplies, art supplies. Don't ask, don't tell.]

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[Gai can't resist the urge to cover up the image portion of his journal and respond to this. He was going to behave himself, but... well, he can behave himself when his name is attached to what he's saying.]

Girls really like that.

Cut the crap. You think I'm an idiot who'll do whatever somebody tells me?

[Buuuuuut he totally missed the dirty implications there.]

Depends on whether or not that somebody is a girl.

I concur with my esteemed colleague.

Why would any girl want a picture of that?

[Y'all are dumb.]

[Wow, you are not very bright are you.]

A picture is worth a thousand words, yes?

So tell me, what information could be imparted about one's tongue by such a picture?

[What the fuck, that's so dumb...

...

...oh. Oh.]

What, like kissing? [Nailed it.] I'm not doing that! You think I'm trying to get punched?

[Oh you sweet summer child.]

Like kissing. But not.

Ladies know what they like.

And believe me, they'll let you know when they like it.

A bit like opera, really.

Opera that involves getting occasionally kicked in the shoulder.

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Oh good. A sign of civilization in this desert.

At least a few ladies ought to be pleased.

One of them is very pleased indeed. There's no ambiguity on that end.

Oh, two of them in total at the least, I assure you. I've my own assurances.

[Mentally exchanging the world's most smug brofist.]

Then it sounds like our question-asker here is in good hands.

[Aww yeeeeaaaaah.]

We probably ought to save that for lesson number two. The poor thing seems to be reeling already.

The hell are you two even talking about?

[Oh, Jean. Ginia's been reading and trying not to laugh.]

They're talking about oral sex. Cunnilingus.

Shh. You're spoiling the fun. He'll never learn anything if you just GIVE him the answers.

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[There's evidence that she dropped her quill at this point. It doesn't even occur to her to hide her identity because what in the world...

She may be naive as all hell, but she does know what "sex" is. Connecting the dots on what "oral sex" could be is easy enough.]

What the hell is wrong with you guys?! You can't just jump into something like that! That kind of advice is the worst! Do you want this person to get slapped?!

[She really wishes she hadn't read that.]

Why would you even put your mouth there, anyway? That's so weird!